Arrr..Matey

Those rum swirlin' scurges of the seven seas are wreaking havoc on any land lover brave enough to venture into the tumultuous turf of the swash buckling, seafaring scavengers. Watch your back, jack...sparrow!

Strike a Pose

Who wore it better? Bruce in "Game of Death" or Uma in "Kill Bill?" The vengeful, sword-wielding Black Mamba or the King of Kung Fu with the deadliest hang-loose hands in the business. Apologies for the color. Going from my iPad to the computer monitor seems to be problematic. Good Night.

Birthday Bear On A Bulldozer

A sure-fire hit with any lil' 2 year old boy, the combo of animals on heavy equipment. I swear if I ever run out out ways to entertain him, I need only find a construction site. Biddity-Bye.

Dapper Dan

Someone's looking spiffy for date night. The hopeless romantic, Terrance will be beating ladies off with a wildebeest with the arsenal he's packing: A well-chiseled physique of love, impeccably manicured nails and mane of love, red bow tie of Love, and bouquet of fragrant flowers sure to entice any female to make with the love. Lastly, while chocolates are fine wouldn't that special someone prefer a freshly acquired zebra hind quarter of love? Trust me, you can't beat "Serengeti to Table." Let the romance begin. I dare you to shut that door in his face. Ciao, you devilish charmer you.

Put That in Your Pipe and Blow IT!

Just got back from holiday in Scotland and Iceland. There were no bagpiping pachyderms, but I swear the guy playing was going to pass out. An absolutely awesome trip. Great people, fantastic sights, and surprisingly delicious food...(Haggis and black pudding included).The tartan is actually my family's ancient pattern. Thanks for watching!

Can You Feel The Love?

February 14 makes me immediately evaluate whether I've been a fairly thoughtful person or someone needing to make a big statement come (let's be honest) "National Hearts, Flowers, & Chocolates Day!" So I usually fall in category 2, so the day comes with some pressure of outdoing previous years by coming up with something special. So I was coming up with card ideas and here are some of the ones that didn't land in the trash. I realize it is well past VDay, but here are some ideas you can rip off for next time. BaBoom!

Horoscopage

Here are the rest of the roughs for the Zodiac series. We'll just see how long it takes before I finish them all up. Stay tuned!