Petey making the grand romantic gesture in hopes of wooing miss Stacy, but he's definitely sweating it. Lates.

Construction Critters!

The boy loves his animals and he loves heavy equipment. So, Voila!! The little one is very "Stitch-like" in that he takes a ton more pleasure in demolition than construction (which I think is safe to say for any young boy). Thank god he can't drive yet. Good Night!

Birthday Bear On A Bulldozer

A sure-fire hit with any lil' 2 year old boy, the combo of animals on heavy equipment. I swear if I ever run out out ways to entertain him, I need only find a construction site. Biddity-Bye.

Dapper Dan

Someone's looking spiffy for date night. The hopeless romantic, Terrance will be beating ladies off with a wildebeest with the arsenal he's packing: A well-chiseled physique of love, impeccably manicured nails and mane of love, red bow tie of Love, and bouquet of fragrant flowers sure to entice any female to make with the love. Lastly, while chocolates are fine wouldn't that special someone prefer a freshly acquired zebra hind quarter of love? Trust me, you can't beat "Serengeti to Table." Let the romance begin. I dare you to shut that door in his face. Ciao, you devilish charmer you.

Put That in Your Pipe and Blow IT!

Just got back from holiday in Scotland and Iceland. There were no bagpiping pachyderms, but I swear the guy playing was going to pass out. An absolutely awesome trip. Great people, fantastic sights, and surprisingly delicious food...(Haggis and black pudding included).The tartan is actually my family's ancient pattern. Thanks for watching!

There's Nothing to Fea....What was that?

Our little friend can hear the slow and labored breathing of either a chain-smoking asthmatic attempting to kick the habit or a demonically possessed shadow puppet. He feels an icy chill running up his spine and does what any self respecting individual would do....disregard that
Fight or Flight" instinct and remain completely still. Time to let that wave of fear and shame wash over him. Enjoy!

3 Wise Monkeys

Who'd of thought you would be getting a wild, haymaker of TRUTH smacked upside yo' head from some poo-flinging primates. I'd listen if I were you, I should know, I watched Planet of the Apes.

Eatin' Machine!

This is a variation of a design I did for my nephew's 1st birthday. The kid can put it down like no one's business, and he's got "cheeks for weeks" to pack it away for later. The elasticity of his jowls rivals that of even the animal kingdom's stretchiest mouth cavity, the chipmunk, and I intend to keep them that way. I'm planning on always having my little pint-sized Ringer around to serve as my backup if ever an impromptu game of  "Chubby Monkey" is initiated. Cheers!

Doodlin'

Poor Felipe can't sleep in fear of some dim-witted, teeth-missing hillbilly looking to get his thrills by tipping over unsuspecting bovine deep in slumber. Just a quick sketch before I wander off to sleep. Good Night!

I'm not sure

Yeah, not sure what happened! Started sketching and then it went all down crazy street. Dang you pen why u no erase! I caught my left hand routinely twitching, trying to push an imaginary ctrl Z (undo). Enjoy!

Let's Hug it Out!

Unlikely compadres, Porcupine and Skunk find a way to lessen the pain of their celebratory embrace. No more tomato baths for Porcupine, and no more cactus-face, pin-cushion body for Skunk. Bam!

Arctic Assassins

The mild-mannered polar bear- gentle giant or arctic assassin? The Chris Farley of the animal kingdom, the polar bear is the quintessential graceful, overly nimble fat man. Skating wasn't something just picked up during some R & R... it is a necessary skill for capturing their prey. Unsuspecting sea lions, poking their heads up for a closer look, are quickly snatched up and enjoyed with a frosty Coca-Cola which ,as everyone knows, Polar Bears peddle like their life depended on it. They're worse than the Chiclet boys down in Mexico...seriously. Adios!

Racoon Family

The racoon, nature's masked bandito, loves the holidays just as much as anyone else. Here we see a typical racoon family wearing their xmas threads enjoying the incoherent babblings of their newborn. No doubt the festivities with progress into some nocturnal shenanigans topped off with some good ol' fashioned dumpster diving. Good Times...Good Times!

That There Be A Tree!

Finally finished up the main piece for the baby's room! Strategically placed away from the changing table so that it doesn't get the inadvertant urine overspray that lil' baby boys are prone to do. Enjoy!

Monsters!

Here's the second canvas for the baby's room art collection. We decided to do a monster theme for the art pieces, but purposefully didn't mention that to any of our friends so that we weren't inundated with endless monster-themed objects as baby gifts. The Ol' brain bucket isn't only a hat rack people!

Baby's Room

It's been a long time since last I posted, but I had a perfectly good reason...My wife and I welcomed our first baby! So naturally, I had to do some wall art for the baby's room. Here is the first canvas that I've completed. Stay tuned!

Shut Your Yapper?

For Mr. Cranky Pantz some birds seem like nothing more than annoying, squawking happy meals in flight. Casey the Cat is on a mission to bring down the flying food wagons from this world and use their beak as toothpicks all the while never losing his street cred as a flashy dresser. I'm out.

Hello Kitty!

Here some character poses I did for a project which I was told to "make it cuter!" so here was my answer to that. Something so saccharin sweet you get gingivitis just looking at her. Now go find me a scratching post and some yarn, this kitty is ready to play. Peace.

What's Behind Your Back?

Don't give me those puppy dog eyes. Where's that genetically engineered mega- peanut I set aside to make the best PB&J sandwich of all time? Ooo, the old nothing up my sleeve routine, huh? You crafty lil' pachyderm....I'll be watchin' you. C-YA.

Creepy Crawlies

Some bug doodles. later.