Put That in Your Pipe and Blow IT!

Just got back from holiday in Scotland and Iceland. There were no bagpiping pachyderms, but I swear the guy playing was going to pass out. An absolutely awesome trip. Great people, fantastic sights, and surprisingly delicious food...(Haggis and black pudding included).The tartan is actually my family's ancient pattern. Thanks for watching!

What's Behind Your Back?

Don't give me those puppy dog eyes. Where's that genetically engineered mega- peanut I set aside to make the best PB&J sandwich of all time? Ooo, the old nothing up my sleeve routine, huh? You crafty lil' pachyderm....I'll be watchin' you. C-YA.