Someone's looking spiffy for date night. The hopeless romantic, Terrance will be beating ladies off with a wildebeest with the arsenal he's packing: A well-chiseled physique of love, impeccably manicured nails and mane of love, red bow tie of Love, and bouquet of fragrant flowers sure to entice any female to make with the love. Lastly, while chocolates are fine wouldn't that special someone prefer a freshly acquired zebra hind quarter of love? Trust me, you can't beat "Serengeti to Table." Let the romance begin. I dare you to shut that door in his face. Ciao, you devilish charmer you.
Just got back from holiday in Scotland and Iceland. There were no bagpiping pachyderms, but I swear the guy playing was going to pass out. An absolutely awesome trip. Great people, fantastic sights, and surprisingly delicious food...(Haggis and black pudding included).The tartan is actually my family's ancient pattern. Thanks for watching!
