Dapper Dan

Someone's looking spiffy for date night. The hopeless romantic, Terrance will be beating ladies off with a wildebeest with the arsenal he's packing: A well-chiseled physique of love, impeccably manicured nails and mane of love, red bow tie of Love, and bouquet of fragrant flowers sure to entice any female to make with the love. Lastly, while chocolates are fine wouldn't that special someone prefer a freshly acquired zebra hind quarter of love? Trust me, you can't beat "Serengeti to Table." Let the romance begin. I dare you to shut that door in his face. Ciao, you devilish charmer you.