Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Someone's been doing her pilates!

Sword-wielding, sexy assassin! This nocturnal dealer of death will have you praying that your eyes are left in tact even if that melon you call a head is separated from your aimlessly wandering body. You want those last images to be of pretty lady curvaceousness before the lights go dark....I'm just saying. Bon Voyage.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Arrr..Matey

Those rum swirlin' scurges of the seven seas are wreaking havoc on any land lover brave enough to venture into the tumultuous turf of the swash buckling, seafaring scavengers. Watch your back, jack...sparrow!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Derby Debbie!

Here's the next in my line of Roller Derby Damsels. "Debbie Does Malice" is always in the running for the title of "Queen of Mean." She's a stunning beauty, but a ticking time bomb of feral fury. Always quick to mix it up, it's debatable whether she spends more time on the actual oval or in the penalty box affectionately called the "Sin Bin." Right now she only has eyes for you, but the eyes of a wild animal ready to make acquaintance with your jugular. Maybe it was the cat call followed by the"Good Game" tushy tap you gave her while she skated by, but she's got death-stare lock-on and you have a giant target on your back. You best make like something that moves fast, and high tail it out of here, unless you want to be derby road kill. This is just a preliminary sketch, but I plan on having her all painted up soon. Righteous!

Friday, September 16, 2011

A Bit of Light Reading


The insufferable know-it-all is in the mood for a bit of pleasure reading and only books the size of Thanksgiving turkeys will do. I'm out.