Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Sinister Siths

Asajj Ventress strikes a pose front and center while Dooku mean mugs the camera, and Maul does his best to say "Cheese."

Monday, October 28, 2013

Another drawing that came out of nowhere. What's supposed to be lovely aromatic steam rising from a cup of joe is looking more like some barista's disgusting tendril of hair. Also, the briefcase is suspiciously small to hold any sort of documents. More likely, it houses one single banana for Gary's lunchtime snack. Bye Bye Beeotches.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

You're a handsome devil

Muscles, Moustaches, and Manliness are always a winning combination. Even Pierre here has become smitten over his own sideshow sexiness.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Pomme de Terre


Nothing gives woman more pleasure than to have their bodies compared to a shapely tuber, and, let's be honest, potatoes exude all manner of sexuality and style. These were some designs for a pitch where photo realistic ingredients had to be used, one being a potato body. Sayonara suckas.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Woman de Wonder is a beautiful, imposing figure and a part of the holy DC trinity.  While most comfortable planting her well-manicured fist to someone's grill, Miss Themiscyra isn't afraid to let her hair down once in awhile and shake her money-maker. A smitten Superman looks on while Batty Bruce is merely confused by her feminine wiles. Just a work-in-progress. Hope you dig! Kazam!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Someone's been doing her pilates!

Sword-wielding, sexy assassin! This nocturnal dealer of death will have you praying that your eyes are left in tact even if that melon you call a head is separated from your aimlessly wandering body. You want those last images to be of pretty lady curvaceousness before the lights go dark....I'm just saying. Bon Voyage.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Construction Critters!





The boy loves his animals and he loves heavy equipment. So, Voila!! The little one is very "Stitch-like" in that he takes a ton more pleasure in demolition than construction (which I think is safe to say for any young boy). Thank god he can't drive yet. Good Night!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Arrr..Matey

Those rum swirlin' scurges of the seven seas are wreaking havoc on any land lover brave enough to venture into the tumultuous turf of the swash buckling, seafaring scavengers. Watch your back, jack...sparrow!

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Strike a Pose

Who wore it better? Bruce in "Game of Death" or Uma in "Kill Bill?" The vengeful, sword-wielding Black Mamba or the King of Kung Fu with the deadliest hang-loose hands in the business. Apologies for the color. Going from my iPad to the computer monitor seems to be problematic. Good Night.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Birthday Bear On A Bulldozer

A sure-fire hit with any lil' 2 year old boy, the combo of animals on heavy equipment. I swear if I ever run out out ways to entertain him, I need only find a construction site. Biddity-Bye.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Dapper Dan

Someone's looking spiffy for date night. The hopeless romantic, Terrance will be beating ladies off with a wildebeest with the arsenal he's packing: A well-chiseled physique of love, impeccably manicured nails and mane of love, red bow tie of Love, and bouquet of fragrant flowers sure to entice any female to make with the love. Lastly, while chocolates are fine wouldn't that special someone prefer a freshly acquired zebra hind quarter of love? Trust me, you can't beat "Serengeti to Table." Let the romance begin. I dare you to shut that door in his face. Ciao, you devilish charmer you.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Put That in Your Pipe and Blow IT!

Just got back from holiday in Scotland and Iceland. There were no bagpiping pachyderms, but I swear the guy playing was going to pass out. An absolutely awesome trip. Great people, fantastic sights, and surprisingly delicious food...(Haggis and black pudding included).The tartan is actually my family's ancient pattern. Thanks for watching!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Can You Feel The Love?



February 14 makes me immediately evaluate whether I've been a fairly thoughtful person or someone needing to make a big statement come (let's be honest) "National Hearts, Flowers, & Chocolates Day!" So I usually fall in category 2, so the day comes with some pressure of outdoing previous years by coming up with something special. So I was coming up with card ideas and here are some of the ones that didn't land in the trash. I realize it is well past VDay, but here are some ideas you can rip off for next time. BaBoom!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Horoscopage


Here are the rest of the roughs for the Zodiac series. We'll just see how long it takes before I finish them all up. Stay tuned!

Monday, January 14, 2013

Derby Time again

A lil sweet, a splash of Emo, and a whole lot of "Baditude"(Bad+Attitude). Maggie Kill N'Maul is a key component of the Iron Maidens Roller Derby Squad. Sure that derriere has got you swooning, but before you can say "Cold Shower", you're spitting out more wisdom teeth than a Canadian hockey player on Meth. Keep your distance fellas. I'm out!