Thursday, September 1, 2011
The mild-mannered polar bear- gentle giant or arctic assassin? The Chris Farley of the animal kingdom, the polar bear is the quintessential graceful, overly nimble fat man. Skating wasn't something just picked up during some R & R... it is a necessary skill for capturing their prey. Unsuspecting sea lions, poking their heads up for a closer look, are quickly snatched up and enjoyed with a frosty Coca-Cola which ,as everyone knows, Polar Bears peddle like their life depended on it. They're worse than the Chiclet boys down in Mexico...seriously. Adios!