Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Monday, October 28, 2013
Another drawing that came out of nowhere. What's supposed to be lovely aromatic steam rising from a cup of joe is looking more like some barista's disgusting tendril of hair. Also, the briefcase is suspiciously small to hold any sort of documents. More likely, it houses one single banana for Gary's lunchtime snack. Bye Bye Beeotches.
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Nothing gives woman more pleasure than to have their bodies compared to a shapely tuber, and, let's be honest, potatoes exude all manner of sexuality and style. These were some designs for a pitch where photo realistic ingredients had to be used, one being a potato body. Sayonara suckas.
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Woman de Wonder is a beautiful, imposing figure and a part of the holy DC trinity. While most comfortable planting her well-manicured fist to someone's grill, Miss Themiscyra isn't afraid to let her hair down once in awhile and shake her money-maker. A smitten Superman looks on while Batty Bruce is merely confused by her feminine wiles. Just a work-in-progress. Hope you dig! Kazam!
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Sword-wielding, sexy assassin! This nocturnal dealer of death will have you praying that your eyes are left in tact even if that melon you call a head is separated from your aimlessly wandering body. You want those last images to be of pretty lady curvaceousness before the lights go dark....I'm just saying. Bon Voyage.
Monday, July 15, 2013
The boy loves his animals and he loves heavy equipment. So, Voila!! The little one is very "Stitch-like" in that he takes a ton more pleasure in demolition than construction (which I think is safe to say for any young boy). Thank god he can't drive yet. Good Night!
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Who wore it better? Bruce in "Game of Death" or Uma in "Kill Bill?" The vengeful, sword-wielding Black Mamba or the King of Kung Fu with the deadliest hang-loose hands in the business. Apologies for the color. Going from my iPad to the computer monitor seems to be problematic. Good Night.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
A sure-fire hit with any lil' 2 year old boy, the combo of animals on heavy equipment. I swear if I ever run out out ways to entertain him, I need only find a construction site. Biddity-Bye.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
February 14 makes me immediately evaluate whether I've been a fairly thoughtful person or someone needing to make a big statement come (let's be honest) "National Hearts, Flowers, & Chocolates Day!" So I usually fall in category 2, so the day comes with some pressure of outdoing previous years by coming up with something special. So I was coming up with card ideas and here are some of the ones that didn't land in the trash. I realize it is well past VDay, but here are some ideas you can rip off for next time. BaBoom!
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Monday, January 14, 2013
A lil sweet, a splash of Emo, and a whole lot of "Baditude"(Bad+Attitude). Maggie Kill N'Maul is a key component of the Iron Maidens Roller Derby Squad. Sure that derriere has got you swooning, but before you can say "Cold Shower", you're spitting out more wisdom teeth than a Canadian hockey player on Meth. Keep your distance fellas. I'm out!