Saturday, May 30, 2015

Wonderful Woman!

The last in my series of Justice Leaguers is Diana aka Wonder Woman! This Amazonian is all about mixing it up with the big boys while maintaining flawless skin, long, wavy locks, and a physique that would make any Greek goddess envious. Although she epitomizes sexy and her outfit looks as though she's ready for the Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue, she'd much prefer to be fighting crime in a pants-suit if it wasn't so confining. Can you dig it?

Thursday, May 21, 2015

One Ring to Rule Them All!

Cocky test pilot turned intergalactic beat cop, Hal Jordan patrols his sector of the universe with only a body-hugging suit, and his green lantern ring which allows him to create constructs that are only limited by his imagination. Besides the perks of owning a seriously powerful piece of jewelry and the standard issued, body-painted uniform, every member of the core must recite the mantra: In brightest day, In blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight, Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, Green Lantern's light in order to recharge the power of the ring. Not the most convenient thing when your in the middle of battle. Giddy up!

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, it's Superman!

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...yes, it's Superman. I don't buy that "Aw, shucks" Kansas farm-boy act. There's definitely a dark side to that chiseled chin, spit curl-haired boyscout. I figure he's actually a complete D#!%$ and is always pranking other members of the JLA or he's a certified kleptomaniac and is constantly adding to his collection in the fortress of solitude, or he has some weird vice like watching "Toddlers and Tiaras." Lates!