Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Presto Change O

The Justice League's resident telepathic shape-shifter, Martian Manhunter aka J'onn J'onzz (according to Wikipedia). So what pray tell, reduces our hero into a cowering pile of tears...the bane of his existence...his one true threat...FIRE! So no, you will not see the martian partaking in the annual Justice League camp out marshmallow roast, attending Burning Man, watching the movie Backdraft, or celebrating the 4rth of July. BuhBye!

Friday, April 10, 2015

The Speedster

Thank god for the anti-friction suit, otherwise, ol' Barry's inner thighs would be constantly engulfed in flames and smoke. Picture Pig Pen from Charlie Brown, but instead of a dirt cloud there would be a billowing cloud of smoke emanating from his crotch. Not pretty!

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Artie the Fish Whisperer!

Although the brunt of many a joke, there is no denying the awesomeness of the King of Atlantis! Blessed with golden 80's hair-band locks, a 70's porn stache, and the sweet o' naturale aroma of fish market chum, Arthur Curry is a vital member of the Justice League...unless the crime is on land. Sushi, anyone?

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Robocop ain't got sh#%@ on me!

Victor Stone aka Cyborg, once a scientific guinea pig for mom and dad, now a freak-accident Half Man/Half Machine with a mind for justice. lates.

Friday, April 3, 2015

The Dark Knight

When he's not completely wrecking women as Bruce Wayne, multi-billionaire playboy, or weeping uncontrollably about his dead parents, or doing both simultaneously, he dons the cowl and a suit that leaves little to the imagination and reigns down justice with an arsenal of toys as the Brooding Basher of Bad Boys....BATMAN!