Thursday, September 30, 2010

Kiwi vs. Kiwi

A Maori Warrior looks to intimidate it's opponent with the Haka, a war dance characterized by sticking one's tongue out and widening the eyes to tell your enemy..."Excuse me, but after you are defeated since you have no mirrors this is what your face will look like once I place it on a spike for all to see". Unimpressed with his busted a$*% dance moves or merely because the flightless bird's pea size brain hasn't yet calculated danger, the Kiwi stands his ground perplexed.

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