Derby Time again

A lil sweet, a splash of Emo, and a whole lot of "Baditude"(Bad+Attitude). Maggie Kill N'Maul is a key component of the Iron Maidens Roller Derby Squad. Sure that derriere has got you swooning, but before you can say "Cold Shower", you're spitting out more wisdom teeth than a Canadian hockey player on Meth. Keep your distance fellas. I'm out!

Zodiac

Man, it's been awhile since last I posted, and so I was determined to post some stuff even though these are quite rough. These are some sketches for a series of Astrology cards I thought might be fun to tackle. You remember Astrology... that ever dependable go-to, ice-breaker line when talking to the opposite sex- "What's your Sign?" Everything you needed to know about a person was indicated by what sign they were born under. A horoscope might read something like this "The sun shifts into your skepticism sign on Friday, but the moon moves into the 5th house of crazy on Saturday" which means that Cougar throwing down dirty martini's like water from the fountain of youth might be skeptical of you at first, but she'd be crazy not to buy what you're selling. So time to make your move. Good Night!

Superman and His Spit-Curl

The Man of Steel and his spunky +1 having some quality time. Although cute like a love-sick puppy, lil' Lois can get a tad bit clingy at times. With the strength of some boy band fanatic, she applies a python like death grip on the object of her affection. Bibbidity bye!

Professor Plum

The professor doesn't take me as a man that feels at home wielding a deadly weapon so you should already feel uneasy. Additionally, his clothing would only be praised by the likes of Jack Nicholson's Joker or Prince feeling nostalgic about his "Purple Rain Tour." So ,in short, Prof. Plum is endorsed by crazies. I wouldn't turn your back on him if I were you. Lates.

Anger Origin

"Dang it!! Why did I think yellow spandex was a good idea? It's unflattering and leaves nothing to the imagination AND to make matters worse, my back is itching something fierce and I only have razor blades for back scratchers."

Strike a Pose

Freshly laundered superhero suit... check, arsenal of smart alecky one-liners...check, and now for showing some evil doers what's what.

Oh, SLAP!

Ha Ha, I applaud your well-groomed mustache, good sir. Sure it might be a fad of the times, but don't let that stop you. It provides endless hours of hilarity all the while presenting undeniable evidence that you are a Manly Man...that probably wrestles bears as a leisure sport. You're also a member of an elite fraternity of hombres that have been adored throughout the ages for donning such a exquisite display of facial manscaping. To that, Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Sam Elliot, and every male pornstar of the 70's salutes you! It's been a long time between posts, so I thought I should at least throw up this drawing I did on my Ipad while commuting into work. Cheers!