Someone's been doing her pilates!

Sword-wielding, sexy assassin! This nocturnal dealer of death will have you praying that your eyes are left in tact even if that melon you call a head is separated from your aimlessly wandering body. You want those last images to be of pretty lady curvaceousness before the lights go dark....I'm just saying. Bon Voyage.

Construction Critters!

The boy loves his animals and he loves heavy equipment. So, Voila!! The little one is very "Stitch-like" in that he takes a ton more pleasure in demolition than construction (which I think is safe to say for any young boy). Thank god he can't drive yet. Good Night!

Arrr..Matey

Those rum swirlin' scurges of the seven seas are wreaking havoc on any land lover brave enough to venture into the tumultuous turf of the swash buckling, seafaring scavengers. Watch your back, jack...sparrow!

Strike a Pose

Who wore it better? Bruce in "Game of Death" or Uma in "Kill Bill?" The vengeful, sword-wielding Black Mamba or the King of Kung Fu with the deadliest hang-loose hands in the business. Apologies for the color. Going from my iPad to the computer monitor seems to be problematic. Good Night.

Birthday Bear On A Bulldozer

A sure-fire hit with any lil' 2 year old boy, the combo of animals on heavy equipment. I swear if I ever run out out ways to entertain him, I need only find a construction site. Biddity-Bye.

Dapper Dan

Someone's looking spiffy for date night. The hopeless romantic, Terrance will be beating ladies off with a wildebeest with the arsenal he's packing: A well-chiseled physique of love, impeccably manicured nails and mane of love, red bow tie of Love, and bouquet of fragrant flowers sure to entice any female to make with the love. Lastly, while chocolates are fine wouldn't that special someone prefer a freshly acquired zebra hind quarter of love? Trust me, you can't beat "Serengeti to Table." Let the romance begin. I dare you to shut that door in his face. Ciao, you devilish charmer you.

Put That in Your Pipe and Blow IT!

Just got back from holiday in Scotland and Iceland. There were no bagpiping pachyderms, but I swear the guy playing was going to pass out. An absolutely awesome trip. Great people, fantastic sights, and surprisingly delicious food...(Haggis and black pudding included).The tartan is actually my family's ancient pattern. Thanks for watching!