Superman and His Spit-Curl

The Man of Steel and his spunky +1 having some quality time. Although cute like a love-sick puppy, lil' Lois can get a tad bit clingy at times. With the strength of some boy band fanatic, she applies a python like death grip on the object of her affection. Bibbidity bye!

Professor Plum

The professor doesn't take me as a man that feels at home wielding a deadly weapon so you should already feel uneasy. Additionally, his clothing would only be praised by the likes of Jack Nicholson's Joker or Prince feeling nostalgic about his "Purple Rain Tour." So ,in short, Prof. Plum is endorsed by crazies. I wouldn't turn your back on him if I were you. Lates.

Anger Origin

"Dang it!! Why did I think yellow spandex was a good idea? It's unflattering and leaves nothing to the imagination AND to make matters worse, my back is itching something fierce and I only have razor blades for back scratchers."

Strike a Pose

Freshly laundered superhero suit... check, arsenal of smart alecky one-liners...check, and now for showing some evil doers what's what.

Oh, SLAP!

Ha Ha, I applaud your well-groomed mustache, good sir. Sure it might be a fad of the times, but don't let that stop you. It provides endless hours of hilarity all the while presenting undeniable evidence that you are a Manly Man...that probably wrestles bears as a leisure sport. You're also a member of an elite fraternity of hombres that have been adored throughout the ages for donning such a exquisite display of facial manscaping. To that, Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Sam Elliot, and every male pornstar of the 70's salutes you! It's been a long time between posts, so I thought I should at least throw up this drawing I did on my Ipad while commuting into work. Cheers!

Friendly Neighborhood Arachnid

Our web-slinging superhero is out on a routine roof-top patrol of the city all the while looking svelte in his body hugging unitard of awesomeness. Criminals beware! Your lawlessness will soon find you in the sticky clutches of justice. Good Night.

There's Nothing to Fea....What was that?

Our little friend can hear the slow and labored breathing of either a chain-smoking asthmatic attempting to kick the habit or a demonically possessed shadow puppet. He feels an icy chill running up his spine and does what any self respecting individual would do....disregard that
Fight or Flight" instinct and remain completely still. Time to let that wave of fear and shame wash over him. Enjoy!