Monday, October 28, 2013

Another drawing that came out of nowhere. What's supposed to be lovely aromatic steam rising from a cup of joe is looking more like some barista's disgusting tendril of hair. Also, the briefcase is suspiciously small to hold any sort of documents. More likely, it houses one single banana for Gary's lunchtime snack. Bye Bye Beeotches.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

You're a handsome devil

Muscles, Moustaches, and Manliness are always a winning combination. Even Pierre here has become smitten over his own sideshow sexiness.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Pomme de Terre


Nothing gives woman more pleasure than to have their bodies compared to a shapely tuber, and, let's be honest, potatoes exude all manner of sexuality and style. These were some designs for a pitch where photo realistic ingredients had to be used, one being a potato body. Sayonara suckas.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Woman de Wonder is a beautiful, imposing figure and a part of the holy DC trinity.  While most comfortable planting her well-manicured fist to someone's grill, Miss Themiscyra isn't afraid to let her hair down once in awhile and shake her money-maker. A smitten Superman looks on while Batty Bruce is merely confused by her feminine wiles. Just a work-in-progress. Hope you dig! Kazam!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Someone's been doing her pilates!

Sword-wielding, sexy assassin! This nocturnal dealer of death will have you praying that your eyes are left in tact even if that melon you call a head is separated from your aimlessly wandering body. You want those last images to be of pretty lady curvaceousness before the lights go dark....I'm just saying. Bon Voyage.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Construction Critters!





The boy loves his animals and he loves heavy equipment. So, Voila!! The little one is very "Stitch-like" in that he takes a ton more pleasure in demolition than construction (which I think is safe to say for any young boy). Thank god he can't drive yet. Good Night!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Arrr..Matey

Those rum swirlin' scurges of the seven seas are wreaking havoc on any land lover brave enough to venture into the tumultuous turf of the swash buckling, seafaring scavengers. Watch your back, jack...sparrow!