The Justice League's resident telepathic shape-shifter, Martian Manhunter aka J'onn J'onzz (according to Wikipedia). So what pray tell, reduces our hero into a cowering pile of tears...the bane of his existence...his one true threat...FIRE! So no, you will not see the martian partaking in the annual Justice League camp out marshmallow roast, attending Burning Man, watching the movie Backdraft, or celebrating the 4rth of July. BuhBye!
Thank god for the anti-friction suit, otherwise, ol' Barry's inner thighs would be constantly engulfed in flames and smoke. Picture Pig Pen from Charlie Brown, but instead of a dirt cloud there would be a billowing cloud of smoke emanating from his crotch. Not pretty!
Although the brunt of many a joke, there is no denying the awesomeness of the King of Atlantis! Blessed with golden 80's hair-band locks, a 70's porn stache, and the sweet o' naturale aroma of fish market chum, Arthur Curry is a vital member of the Justice League...unless the crime is on land. Sushi, anyone?
Victor Stone aka Cyborg, once a scientific guinea pig for mom and dad, now a freak-accident Half Man/Half Machine with a mind for justice. lates.
When he's not completely wrecking women as Bruce Wayne,
multi-billionaire playboy, or weeping uncontrollably about his dead
parents, or doing both simultaneously, he dons the cowl and a suit that
leaves little to the imagination and reigns down justice with an arsenal
of toys as the Brooding Basher of Bad Boys....BATMAN!
Our favorite rescuer of antiquities has enough on his plate to also have to deal with the constant nagging and wailing from a booze-soaked, woman scorned, Marion, throwing back another fire water or Sala who doesn't miss an opportunity to tell everyone what he really thinks about dates, and lest not forget Dr. Jones Senior who seems hell-bent on keeping Indy under his thumb by incessantly calling him,"Junior." Back the truck up, people! Cheers.
Petey making the grand romantic gesture in hopes of wooing miss Stacy, but he's definitely sweating it. Lates.
