Showing posts with label cape. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cape. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, it's Superman!

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...yes, it's Superman. I don't buy that "Aw, shucks" Kansas farm-boy act. There's definitely a dark side to that chiseled chin, spit curl-haired boyscout. I figure he's actually a complete D#!%$ and is always pranking other members of the JLA or he's a certified kleptomaniac and is constantly adding to his collection in the fortress of solitude, or he has some weird vice like watching "Toddlers and Tiaras." Lates!

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Presto Change O

The Justice League's resident telepathic shape-shifter, Martian Manhunter aka J'onn J'onzz (according to Wikipedia). So what pray tell, reduces our hero into a cowering pile of tears...the bane of his existence...his one true threat...FIRE! So no, you will not see the martian partaking in the annual Justice League camp out marshmallow roast, attending Burning Man, watching the movie Backdraft, or celebrating the 4rth of July. BuhBye!