Shut Your Yapper?

For Mr. Cranky Pantz some birds seem like nothing more than annoying, squawking happy meals in flight. Casey the Cat is on a mission to bring down the flying food wagons from this world and use their beak as toothpicks all the while never losing his street cred as a flashy dresser. I'm out.

March Madness

Whitey McGee (aka Noxema) here is serving up facials left and right, and won't even let the blue man group get in his way. Nothing brings out the crazy in this super basketball junky like the month of March where college b-ball rules tv programming. Yo' Moma!

El Sensitivo!

Many a man resorted to the acoustic guitar sensitive man routine in college, and Oasis' Wonderwall will forever be tainted for me because of it. Good times...Good times!

It's Been Awhile

This is me, post village pillaging, realizing that I haven't posted anything in a long while. I'm angry with myself, and I'm ready to throw down at the first sign of someone bad-mouthing Odin or a mention of my eyebrows looking like terrified caterpillars. Sorry for the poor quality, my camera phone is no so bueno. This crazed viking will definitely need some cleaning up and a nice paint job soon. I need to take a page out of Chuck Sheen's book and get back to some Winning!

He Who Must Not Be MisNamed

The Dark Lord is not too pleased about being thwarted again by the pint-size chosen one. This is the last time that over-achieving, expelliarmus spatting wonderbrat makes me look bad in front of my death-eating posse. Just wait til that thunder stealing jerk gets a load of my new thunder stick. Later.

Back The Truck Up

Gerald here was enjoying his evening snack of leafy greens with the knowledge of receiving some much needed fiber until he spotted you peering at him from a bush like some love-sick stalker. Seething with anger from the sheer gall of someone invading his privacy, he grinds his meal all the while contemplating your fate. Back up slowly and don't make any sudden movements. Stop, Drop, and Roll!

BGesus

Some bg's I did recently for a friend. Creepy cemetery and the polar opposite, break your teeth sweet Candyville. Enjoy!