Professor Plum

The professor doesn't take me as a man that feels at home wielding a deadly weapon so you should already feel uneasy. Additionally, his clothing would only be praised by the likes of Jack Nicholson's Joker or Prince feeling nostalgic about his "Purple Rain Tour." So ,in short, Prof. Plum is endorsed by crazies. I wouldn't turn your back on him if I were you. Lates.