Kiwi vs. Kiwi

A Maori Warrior looks to intimidate it's opponent with the Haka, a war dance characterized by sticking one's tongue out and widening the eyes to tell your enemy..."Excuse me, but after you are defeated since you have no mirrors this is what your face will look like once I place it on a spike for all to see". Unimpressed with his busted a$*% dance moves or merely because the flightless bird's pea size brain hasn't yet calculated danger, the Kiwi stands his ground perplexed.

Pepper Please!

I love when Alan talks about how Tigers love pepper and hate cinnamon in the film "The Hangover." That movie never ceases to make me laugh and reminds me never to underestimate even an over weight Mike Tyson's right hook...especially when "In the Air Tonight" is playing. Peace out!

Say Cheese

Good looks, a great personality, and a winning smile make Barry "The Beheader" quite the lady killer. Thanks to that dental plan, instead of teeth that look like a bag lady's moldy finger nails, his pearly whites resemble sharpened Chiclets...much classier.

What's in the Box?

This sketch is a combination of the finale to the movie "Seven" and the snl skit "D*@# in a Box" with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake. I forget if it was Brad Pitt's second or third delivery of the line "What's in the Box," but it might go down as one of his most comedic lines of all time. Much thanks to you Mr. Pitt for bringing the funny.

Thundercats...HOOOOOOld On A Second

It appears He-Man has mistaken Lion-O for his trusty companion Battle Cat...awkward! My brother and I were huge He-Man fans growing up and it worked out really well because he liked all the baddies while I took the good guys. I think I might of tried to have our dog chew on one of his bad guys once. Dynomite!

Roll On You Bears

"White Lightning" here is rumblin', bumblin', stumblin' and making his way to pay dirt. I recently watched the Cal Bears hand the Buffaloes of Colorado their a#@s in a doggie bag with cleat marks on it. It was a rout and, therefore, not that entertaining of a game to watch, but it's always a fun experience being at the stadium and listening to the "Crazies" you're surrounded by. Til next time.

Kickin' It

Here's drawing 2 of my sports series. This guy's about to unleash the lefty thunder strike which has been known to cause opposing players irreparable whiplash, retina burn from awesomeness, and uncontrollable weeping.

Basketball Jones

Please put back your seats and tray tables and prepare for lift off. Rump Roasting, Bun Toasting, Cake Shaking, Baby Making, Thank You Ma'am, I am Jam! Enjoy.

Van Damaged

When I first saw the lineup of action stars for the movie "The Expendables" I couldn't help but think that somewhere Jean Claude Van Damme was crying his eyes out for his exclusion and drowning his sorrows in a huge bucket of ice cream...all the while still performing his patented full front splits. So go easy on the "Muscles from Brussels." Check it!

Phil Spiderman

Looks like Spidey mixed it up with a voodoo witch doctor and got his melon downsized while his hands look they were run over by a semi and then stung by bees. Although texting has become a bit of an issue for our friendly neighborhood web slinger, he never has to wear a glove now for the annual superhero charity softball game. Enjoy!

Sketchiness

A football player and "Big Nose" boy (not sure what I was thinking with him) using good old pencil and paper. later.