Doodlin'

I had some cardboard lying around so I decided that it needed to be de"FACED!" The tools for the job this time around were a brush pen and some colored pencils. Cheers.

Stop Looking At Me Like That!

Birds preparing sushi is never a good idea, especially an overally skiddish stork with an affliction of accident pronitis (It could happen). Guilt has taken over the heart of this unfortunate stork after sending his Catch of the Day to the afterlife with permanent judgement face. This is another ipod sketch I did recently.

El Smacko

Plan A: Catch fly with chopsticks and become a man that can accomplish anything or
Plan B: Smack the sh#@* out of this buzzing poo minion with my handy swatter and send a message back to all his buddies to think twice before getting all up on my food. Hope you like!

Thrilla!

Growing up, my sister, brother, and I had a vhs tape of "The Making of Thriller" music video and we definitely put some miles on it. Although Michael Jackson was about as Coo Coo for Coco puffs as they come, he was the ultimate entertainer. So pour out a lil' liquor for the "King of Pop" and attempt one last Moonwalk. RIP MJ!

Meeses to Pieces

Here are some sketches I did for a friend. She's planning on writing a children's book with a lab mouse in it.

Wonder Woman

If you were every in a situation where you were receiving a beat down at the hands of the female persuasion, ideally, you would want her to look smoking hot and possibly wearing superhero attire. Later, of course, the story of a lady dropping bombs to your face would be swapped out for I survived a dog mauling from a rabid french poodle or I survived a ninja assassination attempt, or "insert manly story here." Have fun!

Cowboy Up!

These hombres are just looking for an excuse to throw down. Bring your mustaches and itchy trigger fingers because high noon is upon us. These are some cowboy sketches I did recently. Hope you like!

It's On!

Even the "Man of Steel" doesn't respond kindly to yo' moma jokes. Somebody's face is going to get tap danced on! Enjoy!

I've Got Da Blues!

I've always liked the image of a lone blues player in a dimly lit room, enveloped in a ghostly wisp of smoke, singing about how his wife left, his dog doesn't fetch anymore, his kids need clothes, and papa needs a new pair of shoes. Enjoy!

What the?

Here are some character designs for a side project I'm working on with a friend. Just playing around with head and body shapes and trying to keep the design conducive to a more squash and stretchy look. check it!

Look Behind You!

I did a small thumbnail sketch of this guy a couple of days ago, and thought he could use a paint job. He makes me smile, but I feel like he would be teased a lot, and quite possibly, picked last for kick ball at monster elementary school. You're catching him mid "threatening pose" which is closely followed by "Where's my inhaler pose?" Enjoy!

Mondays!

Officer Kowalski looks like he went on a bender last night, and not even his morning cup of joe and the delicious goodness of hollow carbs can help combat that dreaded fiend..Monday! So with a dozen, dusted delectables in his belly, and a backside involuntarily jiggling like Jell-0, he goes on his way, envisioning the days of retirement and praying that he won't have to pursue any criminals on foot today. Another sketch done on my ipod. Hope you like!

Looking Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground!

This sketch was intended for a Flavor Flav pitch, but I never got around to finishing it. So here he is in all his sagging glory! Yeah Boyeee!

Centaur Stretching

I figure even Centaurs have to stretch out before a big race. Otherwise, this guy stubbed his hoof on an exposed root and now is grabbing his leg in agony. This is another Ipod Sketchbook drawing I did. Enjoy!

Wax On, Wax Off

I'm always a big fan of the wise, old sage characters in movies that look so frail and helpless, and yet are able to persuade unsuspecting, naive younger individuals desperate for some form of role model to wax their cars, paint their fence, sand their floors, do their laundry, make them a sandwich...etc. pretty sweet deal! So there's something to look forward to as one gets older...now, coming up with profound things to say might be a bit of a problem. Got to respect the Fu Man Chu!

So Fresh and So Clean!

Jeff is all painted up and ready for play time. Do not...I repeat, do not stare into his eyes. He's got a serious case of the crazy eyes or possible glowing cataracts. Enjoy!

Holy Shurikens!

Rule #21 Sneaking up on a ninja is a sure fire way to get kicked in the throat and then dead. This must be avoided at all cost. This will be the first of many ninjas to grace this blog so lets call this one, Jeff. Jeff will deal with you later, but first he needs a paint job. Consider yourself lucky. Cheers!

"Uncool, man!"

I think the pissed off look is mainly directed toward me for drawing his horns like pigtails...sorry, bro!

BART Sketch

Here's another Ipod sketch. I saw this lady on the train ride home. She didn't look like the type that wanted to be bothered...or it could just be the fact that she got kicked out of the disabled seating area and was forced to stand. Dang those blind, broken-legged, pregnant ladies with their crutches needing to sit down!! Enjoy!